More Highway Dining

I swear I am going to open a bunch of health food restaurants that serve sweet tea all the way up and down highway 24. I will do this to piss off all of the food junkies who patronize nothing but the quick serve restaurants. Takhomatofu might be the next new fad, or not. The funny thing is, nobody wants healthy foods out there. The quick serve restaurants are packed full of indulgent patrons with one thing in mind, dipping sauce for french fries.

Now, Mc D's is changing their menu to incorporate healthy dining etc., there are Subway Sandwich Shops throughout the land now that offer a slew of healthy alternatives. But try and find a healthy option at any of the BP or Mobil mart mega Quick Trip stops? For expert opinion on healthy dining, go ahead and engage the cashier. There you will meet an overweight/over permed, smoking, divorced mother of 4, making a go of it, spreading her unconditional knowledge of healthy life in America. Maybe there was a fruit delivery that day? Maybe you can stand just one more nutrition bar? Maybe.

She points to the isle while taking a pull off of a Marlboro light. Sigh...